1) Eh ! bali moto sudah kah ? Awu lah.. nda patut kita buta nda nampak
2) Berapa cc nya ni ? (and then they hurriedly try to guess before you can even answer and guess what their guess is almost always just that....an aimless guess) Rasa nya brapa?
3) Berapa tah u membali ni ? (and no matter what you answered, their reply would always be "eh mahal jua ah" and then this famous one "berapa tah sebulan ni bro?" Braaaaapaaa saja brader
4) Kenapa you inda bali [substitute with famous brand name ie: honda this, yamaha that, suzuki this, tai palai that] bro ? Suratan Takdir
5) Sampai KK sudah ni bro ? Insya Allah
6) Berapa tah panuh minyak ni bro ? Semuat2 tangki ah
7) Berapa tah sibiji ni tayar ah ? Inda batah makai ni bro ? Mahal ni eh.. Ikut cuaca lah
8) Masih ada wax ni bro siring nya, mau lean lagi tu bro (awu, tai palat lean tah kau) Save the best for last brader
9) Inda ikut pemoda bro ? Nda pandai brader
The most classic way to deter these type of people is to ask them : You bila lagi membali bro, join lah kami
Their classic answer (7/10) is : eh, bini inda menyuruh bah bro, aku mau pulang, inda kana suruh bah
When I will then proceed to reply with : ahh...rupanya, bah jangan tah teluan banyak tanya bro, bali dulu moto, jangan tah banyak cakap, wasting time saja bro.... (hehe, well not really la, that's what I whispered to myself usually).
These people usually make my day and if I have the time I usually will entertain them by answering all the wrong facts (ie: awu bro, 250cc saja bro, awu automatik pulang ni bro, inda pakai klas, awu rantai atu ke tukar tu bro, original bukan cematu, exhaust pun ke tukar bro, tayar murah eh, aku bali 2nd hand saja bro, minyak panuh $7 pulang ni bro, sampai jua ke limbang pulang balik ni bro, mana payah be rutix bro, gauk bro, kami ke KK masa ariatu pulang balik pagi sampai kk pukul 9 balik brunei tangahari pukul 12 la bro, kami laju pasal kami inda payah kiu bro, etc)
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